I have decided to update this post with a tribute to Steve Jobs, despite the original being meant in jest (I’m sure Steve would have read it in good humour). I assure you, no offence was ever intended.

I would like to say that Steve Jobs was a personal inspiration of mine for many reasons. Countless numbers of his Apple products serve our office. The world is certainly worse off for his absence. We wish Apple and Steve’s family all the best.

Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life, or do you want to come with me and change the world?

Steve Jobs’ legendary pitch to Pepsi executive John Sculley